But why??

Hi guys. Sorry I've been absent in the past week or so; I've been humiliating myself all over town and that can be really time consuming. But I'm back! But I'm going to Puerto Rico this weekend. But it will probably rain the whole time! But I'm not allowed to drink because of medication. But I'll get to play bachelorette games! But they are soooo lame. Anyway, let's rock.