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First Semester Nic 5 Quote Board: Exact Reproduction!

1. It’s 4 o-clock….. FUCK!!
2. I’m a hot boiling pot of coffee that’s going to keep you up all night.
3. I am an innocent international student.
4. My blinds suck ass! S. Colao → suck ass blinds call x3400
5. Logan do you want to come and refill the ice with me?
6. Watch out your gonna poke somebody’s balls out… I mean eye… Ah!
7. It’s so long and smooth against my skin.
8. He is an assh*le so I’m glad that he is blessed with a limp dick. S. Colao
9. I’m dirty, dirty… I’m a dirty pony… RIDE ME, RIDE ME!
10. That is awful!
11. What the hell is a tenor?
12. I’ll see you soon baby, in that love bed of ours.
13. Coffee is by no means a code word for crackwhore in a can.
14. My room is not a dollar store bitch
15. I like little boys, bitch! Julius (5.5)
16. Ooh that flannel feels sooooo good!
17. Your innocence has been revoked!
18. Awwww…. Muffin. Andrea
19. I hit my pu-tang with the bouncy ball. Esther
20. I ain’t takin’ NO MO SHIT! C. Ellis
21. Selective fasting. Jason after eating MO SHIT
22. SBJ – Sho must be SBJed!!!
23. Sagittarius sex!! Stagarrtorus rex!
24. Can I pop you? Addressed to Zil & Lynni’s bubble wrap
25. Okay, now climb on top of me…
26. Esther: Do you want to go to bed? Ben: More than anything! (Esther’s Ben)
27. Take off your shirt… you have a really nice smile.
28. I am as smooth as sandpaper. Ed
29. Sho: I can’t say it because of my Asian values. Colin: Your Asian values are written on the wall.
30. Dynamo!? (Ultra Power) Isn’t that Ben’s Nickname? (Esther’s Ben)
31. Who’s blowing that crap?
32. So how old are you? 18? 18 is good, 18 is legal.
33. How did you sleep? Not good, I’m aching all over there is no one to cuddle with, there are so many rough spots on my bed…
34. Josh Daniels doesn’t have nipples… or dimples.
35. You were all over that like Sho on a resident! Ben
36. Sho what do you do when you’re horny? Go to bed early.
37. Sho, go to bed early!
38. Dude, you got a chick bike! Matt Cozin
39. What are you up to today Colin? Guess what?! Today’s my first period,
40. Don’t do anything my grandmother wouldn’t do.
41. What is a paradox? Oxymoron? Jumbo shrimp. Discerning slut. Intellectual male.
42. I am a dirty girl so I will wash my hands for you. You never know what can happen when I walk from here to there.
43. Get off or fall off!
44. … So you know Sho?!
45. Heat seeking moisture missile. Ben
46. Now, if I were sexually harassing you, you wouldn’t really know, would you?
47. You never know… you’ll have personal experiences you’ll never forget!
48. Do you have pecs as huge as watermelons?
49. Is it physically possible to blow…
50. Sho me the punani…
51. Can I squeeze your nibblets? Julius
52. I’m a breast stroker.
53. Keep on stroking and it will come. Some school in VA
54. She hated me because I gargled Listerine. She wouldn’t even look at me in the eye, she just ran whenever she saw me.
55. You guys both owe me nipples! Jeremy
56. I feel so dirty…! I’ve been eating dog for a month. Becky
57. No… no you don’t understand.
58. She can lie in my bed and stroke it! Evan
59. I need a needle now bitch.
60. I’m working on my girlfriend. Daniel
61. Everyone gets up before you do Sho! Ben
62. What, you’ve never seen a sketchball eat brunch before?
63. Joey, come on my fork.
64. I’m a bitch in disguise.
65. Colin: People can’t pronounce ‘ethlees’ it’s too big for them to handle. Sho: No, you are just a mouthful! Dirty, dirty Tuesdays!
66. And for our entrée, “Sho” and macaroni. But beware, he is very hot. You can put him anywhere but you might get burned.
67. Have you gymnast friend stay with me for one night. I’ll have him doing things he’s never imagined.
68. I almost believed what I was doing was real! S. Colao. You did Isreal?!?! Sho. No bitch, what I did is real!
69. Colin: We need a good quote for number 69! Sho: Oh, it’s coming.
70. What’s the new word for “please” these days?… Oh, is that it?… Oh, how I tickle myself at times!!
71. You carve the big piece of man – meat at Thanksgiving.
72. I don’t have a pick up line. (D. Torres) What? So you are telling me that bitches just come up and wrap their legs around your face?
73. Hey baby, do you have room in your fridge, cause I’d like to put some milk in there.
74. Make love, not peace.
75. Stop playing with my ass Jeremy. Chapin
76. Would you like me to make a list of all the things that you can do to my body? Chapin to Zil.
77. I’m going to read! Yeah right! Oh right, we are going to make sweet passionate sex on the 50 yard line. Jimmy,
78. If I am 20 years younger I could be his next child. Who knows, maybe I’ll be bad and he could spank me. Alyssa.
79. Chode(n) when the width of a given cylinder is longer than it’s length. Matt Cozin. Sentence: Dude! Check out my chode!
80. I just want to be stroked. Chapin
81. Are you mouthing my joystick?
82. What can I do to satisfy you?
83. Come in. Come in to my room. I’ll hold you. Sho to Andrea about spoons.
84. Ok someone needs to get on their knees now BITCH!
85. Sho, can we send you back? What’s your country’s return policy? Ben
86. I will strip you down and wet all your body hairs, bitch!
87. I want to plunder you sexually.
88. Id you can’t be good at least be good at it.
89. I am the pommel horse. Ride Me. Get on!
90. I am an egg lying on the floor, I was squished by a cucumber. Drunk Taka
91. I fill the gender gap. Sho
92. I have a poon… P.S. It sucks. Andrea.
93. ftp.bitcon.no
94. I’m glad the vacation is coming – Daniel. What are you talking about? You are already at Club WES – Daniel’s Dad
95. Would you like to see a dog lick cheddar cheese off my crotch?
Sho’s just ashamed