Rule number five... Show no love. Love will get you killed

The rumors are true: I watched "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" on Saturday with Kristin, Evan and Shana and the results were even greater than I'd hoped. What a glorious vehicle of narcissism! Even if he had descended upon the stage on the back of a gilded dragon, it would have paled in comparison to the one-hundred-seventeen minute collision of rear-view mirror shots and hella mumbling. I mean, it sort of portrays him as a mentally unstable, revenge-driven, happenstance drug dealer/seredipitous rapper. And it sort of confuses me as to why his songs are so silly if his life was so "gangsta-est." But for reals, see this movie.