What's cooking, lady?

So last night I went to this gala with my parents for Women Chefs and Restauranteurs. It was in this crazy, swanky place and there were celebrity chefs swarming all over the place. Sara Moulton was the emcee and she just couldn't stop blabbering on and on about, well, herself and also about how fabulous it was to see so many women chefs and women loving each other etc etc. So I said to my mom, "with all this women empowerment, I feel like I could just get my period any time." My mom's reply: that would be quite an intermezzo.

Leanne from Top Chef almost snarfed. Girl power!