B'SCUSE ME?

S.T.F.U.B.I.D.C.A.Y.L.

It's Like All Chain and No Ball

31 August 2006

For future reference...

Jeremy, you should get this tattooed on the back of your hand, like that dude from Prison Break.

29 August 2006

What kind of doll are you?


http://americaninventorspot.com/dolls_to_avoid

I hope I'm not number 5. It DOES bear a striking resemblance to my Aunt Edith.......

I am protesting Bush this Wednesday...

What should my banner/poster say? If you come up with something good, I will print it up and walk with it.

Bonus points if you can incorporate 'o rly' into it.

28 August 2006

In case you missed the Emmys...

Here is some of the funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIy5Lo45tvA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwCOUgjECtI

And will you please marry me Evangeline?

24 August 2006

AP Headline News!! Part Deux.

Killer Whales Settle Disputes Like Humans

If you thought the answer was "with 40s and gats", you would be wrong.

AP Headline News!!

New restaurant bears Hitler's name

"Diners were also quite happy eating in Hitler's Cross.

'Hitler was a bad man, but what's wrong with having food here?' said Ashwini Phadnis, 22, a microbiology student as she tucked away a piece of chocolate cake.

Engineering student Anand Dhillon sat with friends, sipping soft drinks. 'I think the name is quite interesting. Tomorrow if someone keeps a name like Saddam Mutton Shop or George Bush Footwear, there's nothing wrong with that, is there?' he shrugged."

22 August 2006

From Monday's NYTimes Crossword

27 Down: Chat room joke response.

Oh Will Shortz. You card!

18 August 2006

The Third Act...

16 August 2006

Snakes on a Sudoku

11 August 2006

Screw VHI

We don't need no stinking commodified nostalgia to bind us together.

OKAY. Maybe for SKI FREE.

10 August 2006

Not even Doom music



Yo. I come back from vacation to find the blog in a state of neglect.

Man, your asses are unemployed -- what have you been doing with your time?

01 August 2006

PITCHFORK MISSED CONNECTIONS

HAHAHA. This is better than Jeremy and his Casual Encounters.

Boy with Shaggy Hair at Pitchfork - w4m - 26
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Reply to: pers-187932700@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-29, 10:59PM CDT


I saw you at Pitchfork standing in line for beer tickets. We caught each other's eyes and then acted very interested in the trees and the ground. Wish we would have said something to one another:"Did you like Art Brut?" perhaps. Me: oversized sunglasses, striped Urban Outfitters shirt, lots of long necklaces, skirt, dirty chuck tailors, short messy wavy hair in pigtails, lots of bangs. You: dark shaggy hair, dark frame glasses, rolled up jeans, dark socks, plaid button down, smoking American Spirits. Let's get coffee at Filter or some PBRs at Gold Star sometime?


this is in or around Union Park/Pitchfork

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests