Battlestar Scralatchtica

Did I miss the memo that Goldsmith is on Battlestar Galactica?

Colbert Hatchet Job Of Prez

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.

Seperate topic: YouTube -> greatest internet innovation of the year or so?

MIRSKY EXPLAIN YOURSELF, Part Deux

Does Not Compute

Kiss Me I'm A Republican

Christians Sue for Right Not to Tolerate Policies

"Think how marginalized racists are," said Baylor, who directs the Christian Legal Society's Center for Law and Religious Freedom. "If we don't address this now, it will only get worse."

WHY?????????????????????????????

Vitamin C

What happened to the Graduation Song industry? Who is going to fill in for Baz Luhrmann this year?

MATH FUN TIME!!1!

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Math is undisputed

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MIRSKY EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Left Coast Mascots

"I've heard I have nice teeth."

-Carrot Top.




I know this is supposed to be a forum for quick insults and jovial trickery, but I would like to air a very real concern: Tyra Banks is defiling America! Look at this picture of Danielle, one of the current contestants on -- one of my favorites -- America's Next Top Model:

Girl looks slammin. And, it should be noted, she is krumping [sic] with clowns (so, technically, it should be "clowning." Thank you, David LaChapelle.) and modelling for Payless. Payless! Have you ever been in a Payless? It takes a lot of panache to gyrate with thrusting clowns in $8.99 heels and still look hot. And yet, Tyra almost kicked her off because she hesitated from getting cosmetic surgery to close the gap in her teeth. She said Danielle could not be a Cover Girl model with a gap in her teeth and that other girls will walk through that gap into jobs that she might have otherwise secured. The same was true for ol' snaggle-toothed Joanie. Joanie went first, got four teeth removed, and had a full set of veneers put in. Brutal.
Danielle eventually acquiessed, and yesterday she went through the surgery and had an awesome shoot as a captured, dangling mermaid over the canals of Bangkok. Gah, I love this show.
Basically, I just don't understand how a woman who puts forth photos like this can really dictate what kind of spokesperson America needs...but I will continue to encourage and support any and all ventures she ever makes into anything ever.

fierce.

Let it wash away my sanity...

So I tried a new template. It's a little bit Converse 1997, but I thought that was the point. Right? Sometimes you just need to get clean:




I hear ya. What do y'all think?

Incinerate Me When I Am Gone

Can we define anything as unnatural anymore?

Mihi Nomen Est BUBO

Allow me to reintroduce myself

For those who have not yet met BFJ, we salute you: the musical stylings of bfj

He's got the trappings of a hipster but the courage of a vegan lion.

Things That Can Hold More Liquor Than Dave (A Photo Essay)

Reviewing Life with Flava!

Spencer (3:30:00 PM): http://3blackchicks.com/
sara (3:30:06 PM): what is that?
Spencer: heaven
sara (3:30:14 PM): is this a virus?
sara: ???
Spencer: no
Spencer: its a miracle

585-461-2000

Have you seen this man? He was last seen driving on the LIE while trying to download Warcraft to every computer in America. Consider him armed and flexible.