Could be a crackhead!

I'm not sure how I missed out on this apparent cultural phenomenon, but I just wanted to make sure that none of you did, either....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_EFIFBxW-k

Coyote Ugly, Four Years Later

w.t.f.


Seriously, after seeing this: http://ryan-adams.com/RyanAdams.html I just gnawed off my arm and ran. Even though I'm alone in my bed. :(

But seriously. Rapping witch voice? really? REALLY?!?!

Now we will all be damned

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There are some things you can't unsee. Unfortunately for you, I don't want to be alone in this turmoil: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html

Timberlover487: I luv him!!

Ok, I know y'all are probably too cool to listen to Justin Timberlake's AMAZING new album, but seriously, lose the tude. At the very least, listen to "losing my way," his heartbreaking crack ballad. I'm not kidding. Here is the first verse:

Hi my name is Bob and I work at my job
I make forty-some dollars a day
I used to be the man in my hometown
'til I started to lose my way
It all goes back to when I dropped out at school
Having fun, I was living the life
But now I got a problem with that little white rock
See I can put down the pipe




It only gets better when the gospel choir singers come in. But seriously, the album on a whole is a dream and I would highly (not in that way! learn a lesson from bob!) recommend it.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Jolie Lands Dream Role As Taggart

Angelina Jolie has won her dream role - as author Ayn Rand's iconic heroine Dagney Taggart. Jolie, a longtime fan of Russian-born Rand, has been quietly campaigning to play Taggart in new film Atlas Shrugged - and now she's landed the role, according to trade newspaper Daily Variety. The movie adaptation of Rand's epic tome has been kicking around Hollywood for many years, and, at one point, was set to star Faye Dunaway.

omg omg omg

ta da! I figured out what was wrong -- something having to do with a curse and a dragon, but all that's been remedied. And in celebration, I give you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Qx46U4Q6Q

incidentially, what is the charity?

AIDS.

Tonight is going to rule!

p.s.

"two queens on casino night. i am going to drop a deuce on everybody."

Bat Country

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INTERNET OVER

WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE

I do know why...

when I saw this, I thought of Jeremy

I don't know why...

but when I read HoHans hairless vag, I thought of Mirsky and all of her Gawker-esque websites.

Feel blessed New York. Jeremy should be locked in his room now for the next 72 hours after reading this post.

I don't understand!!

It seems to be working from Jeremy's apartment (that's not what she said!), so here's a momentary contribution:

For Mirsky and Dara, corrupted.

In the end I guess she really was more Gothic than all of us!

Alligator vs. Python FITE!

Snake bursts after gobbling gator

FACEBOOK "POLITICAL CONCERNS"

From the Abolish the Minimum Wage Message Board:

"Looks like Florida is raising the minimum wage again soon - it was 5.15 in Fall of 2004, now at 6.40. Will grow in January I heard for a fact.

Meanwhile, things are outrageously expensive at Publix, Wendy's, etc. In Indianapolis, Indiana, I could get a meal for $4.99, now a combo in Gainesville, FL has an average price of $6.50. Awesome work socialists."

THIS IS A VOTER CONCERNED ABOUT THE OUTRAGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE PRICES OF HIS WENDY'S VALUE MEAL COMBO!!!!!

Awesome work socialists.

Awesome work socialists.

Awesome work socialists.

Owl I Hot or Not?

I am going to be on MTV's NEXT

What do you think of this as my tag line:

"When this girl hears that I study fascism, she won't be STALIN to go down on deez nuts."

Food for thought:

World's shortest man: 20 inches.

World's largest male sex organ: 14 inches.

What is this shit.