Frances!!

My friend Brian's band, Frances, was reviewed on Pitchfork and got -- count 'em! -- four stars! Take a look and give a cheer!

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So the last two posts were a little girlie. Here's something for the brahs:




grrrrrrrrrr...

one, two, three

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUfpCebOmFE

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/11/a_whole_new_fug.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_(Katie_Price)

It's almost too good/easy.

Umm...wow

So this video has some of the best coreography I've seen in a rly long time. Also, Ciara is, like, rly rly hot. Also also, I'm glad I have another song to add to my list of r&b songs I like. Watch out "A House is Not A Home," you've got competition.

Um...........

Look, I don't follow sports, so I can't relate to this kind of crap. Maybe you'll have better luck:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/ncaa/11/26/bc.fbc.footballbet.shoo.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Having friends on the east coast that work SUX

Why aren't you bitches up?

We got a 2007 to get PSYCHED for.

TEXT MESSAGES FROM THE EDGE

DLEV: Can i be Saban in the joey harrington biopic youre writing?

LDUB: No. You get to be the treasonous Junior Seau. Ravis gets to be Ricky Williams.

DLEV: Dude how many four game win streaks does junior have this season? Daunte 4 life

THIS JUST IN!!!

Satellite reconnaissance from Jeremy's apartment last New Years:

Let's Meet Your Colon!

Below find four haikus written by my dad in celebration of his latest colonoscopy. I hope you'll enjoy as much as I wept.

kisses!








My roiling colon
Awaiting food, gets only
Photons from below.



Along the vistas
Of colon reexamined,
Its secrets revealed.



Beauty of function,
Interrupted to display
Beauty of structure.



My empty feeling
Belies what is yet within:
Fleet Phospho-Soda.

Seriously, that's me right now. Except it's without the fun of alligators or divots. I went to see "Who the *#()@*$! is Jackson Pollock" and fell asleep at one point, only to dream of working with cheese.

Weird movie.

It is clear at least one thing will happen this New Years...

Season Two Premiere!!

It's going to get rly, rly gross. I can't wait!!!

Now let's get ready for some motherf-ing new years!

something to give thanks for...

a dreamy, kind of queer, Peter Krause mime in this kind of addictive, overly stylized video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NBArHgZntE

This Zune is not yet rated.

Things that blog more than Jeremy (A Photo Essay)

SPIDER-MAN 3 Trailer!!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30649?its_the_ultra_webtacular_spiderman_3_trailer

For our devoted reader:

"Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers."

"Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!"

Sigh.

Don't be sad that you're single. The alternative might wind up being slightly more boring than any of us could anticipate. http://todayspictures.slate.com/boredcouples/?GT1=8805